Writer - Bill Garner
Director -
Summary - This is a very unusual episode bringing out the unknown until now sides of people! We had dear Timsy yet again trooping around and being bored by Nick. But then a Review team arrives and Tom wants it to be the crime capital of Australia. All of this is happening while Timsy is getting shown the wonders of the Police Force - directing Reverend's around bales of hay and filling up his car with petrol. The confusion continues until Timsy announces to the whole station (including the Don's [the reviewers]) that the station is the most overstaffed underworked police station in the world. To make up for this humiliation Nick after having a visit from Leila Clegg announces that Blanche Moore is missing. Of course this gets Timsy excited (real action!) and they go hunting for clues. Unfortunately Ms Moore isn't at home and Dash who has lived in Mt Thomas all her life and knows the whole town has never heard of her. They search and search finding misleading clues and getting told things that people have made up. It resolves eventually that Nick tells Tom that he made her up. Then Nick
comes out of Tom's office to discover that Timsy has gone to visit Leila Clegg... but he's too late. He's secret
has been found out. He (aka Blanche Moore) was going to have to get a transfer. His life ruined... but then trusty
Timsy promises not to write that in his report so Nick is saved. He then has dinner with Zoe and discovers that
after all his hard work buying food and presents, that her Birthday is next month
My Rating - 10/10
Guest Actors -
Character: Played by:
Tony Timms Jeremy Kewley
Merv Poole Peter Aanensen
Leila Clegg Marie Trevor
Zoe Hamilton Karen Davitt 
Rowan Duma Adam Leembruggen
Glen Cunniney Gabriel Egan
Don Davidson Tony Porter
Don Watson Phillip Reilly
Lingerie Shop Assistent Sarah-Jame King
Service Station Assistent Tracey Lee Tew
Quotes -
"Tell me something Shultzy, is this what you've always wanted to do?"
"What pump petrol?"
- Tony Timms and Nick
"Pull your neck in Merv, or you could be receiving a summons for wilful damage to a football."
- Nick
Video Clips - n/a